Background information – 2009 Season: Mnnnn what time is it ? , at my age I
can’t remember what i did last night. I do know that I am a great bowler, why
is nobody is good as me, why , why , why, bench$$$s.

What clubs have you previously played for: They are Shi£ I dont want to name
them , this one is no good either, If it wasn’t for me they would be Shi£,

Your greatest single moment: I don’t like to boast as everyone knows, that is
not my style, I never remember matches ,but few come to mind , 4 for 40, 3 /
30, 2/40/ 0/89 ( catches dropped, missed stumpings , bloody ~Amit, useless MF,
but he lets me drive him everywhere so I let him off.

What are your hopes for your team in 2010: Without me , no chance, they are
useless, as I say to them about an old INDIAN proverb ” No hope , and Bob Hope.

One to watch for 2010: Me. Very, very , silly question. Why bother watching
anyone else, Lord Khrisha help me educate these agnostic poor souls.

Preferred batting partner: Phfff – they are all useless, I should be batting at
3 or 4 or 5 , the captains are useless, they are all looking after their homies
or is that homo’s, don’t understand the shi$.

Who is your cricketing hero? Pleasessss, Me of course, when you are as good as
me why ask ? , stupid or what?. Bloody fielders , I should have had hundreds of
more wickets, don’t worry i have written down their names, mainly MFI’s ( I
stands for Indians)

What was the first CD or record you purchased? What is a CD, are you taking the
pis$

Favorite ground you’ve ever played at? Lords, I should have been opening the
bating and opening the bowling for India, dodgy action my arse.

Best teas in the Championship? Rubbish teas, where is the chicken curry, meat
curry/ heh, heh, ,