Background information – 2009 Season: If you can’t find Dave in the clubhouse, then he’s probably watching the cricket with Ricky and Bob on JD’s bench. If you can’t find him there, then try the shower as he’s usually the longest!

What clubs have you previously played for: IBIS, Verdayne Green, Norwood Exiles, Warlingham

Your greatest single moment: Being mistaken for Woody Green in the showers

What are your hopes for your team in 2010: That we can understand a word Johnny Morris says

One to watch for 2010: The barmaid at The Black Horse, Pembury

Preferred batting partner: Ideally Andrew Strauss, but wagging the tail with Andy “Noggin” Bailey will do.

Who is your cricketing hero? Garfield Sobers, John Dunning, Rajive Thapar… how do you choose?

What was the first CD or record you purchased? Men At Work – Business As Usual (and it still sounds good)

Favourite ground you’ve ever played at? MCG, Boxing Day 1987 – then I woke up.

Best teas in the Championship? Old Emmanuel – provided we’ve finished bowling